Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since the sun was actually shining in Melbourne... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..I am frantic with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), hoping you haven't found other blogs, just generally being the life of the party to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is full to overflowing from the light through yonder window breaks to I run out of alcohol. I am not complaining though. can't they see I am blogging.I absolutely, positively promise I will write something that makes sense soon. You wanna test me? What do you mean you don't believe me?.
